Idiots who email me, number 1!07:52 Jan 24 2009
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The email in question is as follows, and is in regards to a rating administrated on her profile.
Please note, I rated her a seven. Initially, I did not say why. I just let it go. The whole 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all' type of thing, in my attempt to be a kinder, gentler Monk.
Unfortunately, the idiot decided to get uppity, and retalitorily rate me, and then go OUT OF HER WAY to point out she was doing it.
So I went back to her profile and informed her in detail why I was rating her a seven.
I got this back.
"When a first rated your profile I attempted to be kind and find something of redeeming value in your profile and be polite, but as long as the gloves are off... I re-rated your profile a 7 for lack of skill and the snotty shallow pompous attitude that would be more characteristically sported by a 12 year old. In short, Your profile doesn't appear that you spent much time on it all other than developing some weird tirade. So I re-rated your profile on your rude, nasty attitude. Have a lovely day. "
Let's break this down.
"When a first rated your profile I attempted to be kind and find something of redeeming value in your profile and be polite, but as long as the gloves are off..."
Bullshit. You retal rated me. Plus, you used 'your profile' twice. Plus, when did we put the gloves ON? Did you not read my profile? I don't even OWN any gloves! And it's when -I- first rated. Wrong vowel, retard.
"I re-rated your profile a 7 for lack of skill and the snotty shallow pompous attitude that would be more characteristically sported by a 12 year old."
Um, no. You had rated me a seven in retaliation. Also, lack of skill? Apparently, not going nuts with graphics, and not having a sickening moving backround qualifies as a lack of skill. Wench, I could spin HTML circles around you. I PREFER simplicity. I prefer my words to speak for me, not some retarded sparkly vampire graphic, idjit. And my attitude isn't shallow. It's accurate. Prove me wrong. And pompus? Sure, why not. -I'm better than you.- Why shouldn't I enjoy it?
"In short, Your profile doesn't appear that you spent much time on it all other than developing some weird tirade. So I re-rated your profile on your rude, nasty attitude. Have a lovely day. "
Don't talk to me until you have proper grammar, child. The tirade, as you put it, is there specificlly so people like YOU don't git yer panties in a bunch...apparantly, that failed, hence my new journal entry. Maybe breaking you and leaving your body on display will help others understand. And no you didn't re-rate me! God, it's the SAME DAMN RATING! The SAME retalitory rating that was there before! Do you not see the Premium Membership?
*sigh*
*inhale*
*exhale*
You...I honestly don't have any words for how stupid you are.
But hey, you have a great day too. And I actualy mean that.
COMMENTS
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AlicefuckingJane
04:42 Feb 21 2009
Omg.
You are a legend!
Gotta love brutal honestly. I wish I could buy you a cookie right now.
Kyriele
23:32 Feb 22 2009
And for this...and so many other reasons...I love you :) I mean, I really do, man. Really. God! I'm drunk on chocolate birthday cake right now.
And for the kidiot (my new word for immature assholes) who re-rated you....if s/he reads this: I hand picked this upstanding gentleman for exactly the reasons you seem to dislike him: he doesn't need to fucking "sparkle" in order to sparkle. Just cull the idiot, already, Monk :)
PresumptuouslyPretty
05:49 Jul 28 2009
"And pompus? Sure, why not. -I'm better than you.- Why shouldn't I enjoy it?" Now that had me rolling on the floor. Kudos to you!
blessedemo
15:20 Jul 30 2009
Lol gotta love it when people speak there minds, i hope they read this and think *oh crap* And get what they deserve ^.^